The Latest from Late Night Comedians

Jay Leno: The presidential campaign is “coming down to one very important issue: putting makeup on farm animals. That seems to be where we’re at.”

Jay Leno: “It’s a very strange political campaign. Out on the campaign trail, John McCain and Sarah Palin are talking about how they stood up to the Republican Party, they fought the Republican establishment, and they battled Republicans. Their message: vote Republican.”

David Letterman: “If, God forbid, something happens to John McCain, is Sarah Palin ready to be president? I don’t think we need to worry about that because Bush has lowered the bar so tremendously, I mean, I’m ready to be president.”

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